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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    was the "****" another word for a kitty ?
    pretty old, but still brings a smile to my face

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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    I've heard that a hundred times but I still chuckle every time.

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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    haven't heard this one yet, so I decided to share

    A guy comes home after a round of golf and WHHAAAM! slaps his wife across the face.
    "why did you do that ?!?!?" she screams.
    "I'm hitting everything fat today" he answers

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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Rafcin
    haven't heard this one yet, so I decided to share

    A guy comes home after a round of golf and WHHAAAM! slaps his wife across the face.
    "why did you do that ?!?!?" she screams.
    "I'm hitting everything fat today" he answers

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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    nice one :)
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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    Oh that is GREAT!!!!

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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    Q: Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

    A: A bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"!
    A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.

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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    Haha Classic!

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    Re: Golf Jokes Master Thread

    these are getting worse..lol
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