Posts by heyscuba

Originally Posted by zeg I'm somewhat amused to learn the term "play it down." I'm an American, and a lousy golfer. I'd never heard it before, or really noticed it until this afternoon, the first round after...

Guys,... I've been gone for a while after serving some well desreved penalty time, I'm back trying to work my way back into the good graces of this site. Here are some funny golf quotes I thought of while I read all of your great...

I think we should list our favorite funny lines used on the course during play,... If you add, copy and past the whole list with your at the end to make it easier to read. 1, I think you're standing to close to the ball,.............

I think it's a big bite to try to chew,... you may burn yourself out trying to hard,.... I'd just try to enjoy the game and not get so wrapped up in this goal that's sems like mission impossible,..... but good luck,...

Originally Posted by chingali Also keep in mind that I am just assuming that the bridge would be an immovable obstruction as they generally are. For further clarification you can check the scorecard as most courses will...

Stack and Tilt,...? Sounds like my last quadruple Cheeseburger I ate,... My swing is the Sway and Spray,... but my granpa owns the course so buzz off,...

After a shank, I can throw my 6 iron like a javolin,... but my other irons flutter like a wounded duck,... is it just the confidence I have in tossing that club like Bruce Jenner that allows me to do it everytime,... ? or maybe since I...

Originally Posted by Surefire Why? When I practice, I often make my lie worse. If I practice playing out of dirt and divots etc, playing out of the nice fairway in the competition becomes a piece of cake. ...

I shot 51 38 once,... worst to first in the group,... last year during a horrible round I got an ace on a great shot,.... then I jack 2 OB on the next hole and 3 putted for a 9,.... score card said 1 9 (I didn't frame it) I...

Originally Posted by chingali It's an unusual circumstance. I may be wrong but I'd be happy to proceed as if the bridge were an immovable obstruction see below. If you had access to a rules official I'd be asking for a...