Posts by Jared

40 on 9. Hit 5-7 FW, 6-9 Greens, 16 Putts. Took a double from 95 yards in the light rough on a Par 4. Boned it over the back of the green, OB very close on that hole, and ended up with a penalty. Other than that, 2 bogeys, 1 birdie...

My least favorite running golf joke. You tee the ball, step up and it fall off the tee. Invariably someone in your group says "that's one".

Somewhere around 20-25. My last came last fall on a 560 yd par 5. Driver, 3H to 12 feet, made the putt.

Hit three chips to within 2 feet during a 9 hole round. This may not sound like much to most, but given the fact that I have rarely gotten clean contact on chips and pitches for about the last year and a half, I'm pretty excited.

Yelling "Get in the hole!" Should be punishable by death.

Did I say 10? I meant 80. Make 'em play gutta percha with hickory shafts.

I don't understand why a change isn't made to simply roll back ball technology about 10 years or so. This would seem to solve many of the issues mentioned. I, for one, could care less about players looking foolish during the US Open....

IMO, the range is where you go to fix flaws in your game. The course is where you go to learn how to score.

I let my brother hit my driver one time. I remember it every time I hit my driver, since the huge skymark is still visible.

45 yard bunker shot into a steeply sloped, uphill green. Hit it to 10 feet.