Posts by slash5969

On their honeymoon night, Lisa tells her husband that she has a secret to tell him. "I'm sorry I never told you before, but I used to date Tiger Woods." "Well honey, that's okay. It was before we met, and I love you!" They...

Saturday morning at my home course. I'm standing on #5 tee box, lining up my shot. It's a par 3, about 150 yards downhill with a creek guarding the front of the green. On the left side of the green along the creek is a huge cottonwood...

I'll play. My home course is 70.8/124 @ 6507 yards from the blue tees. I'm averaging 85 over the last month or so, with an 81 for low round and a 95 for high. I shot 88 yesterday. The red tees are 67.6/118 @ 5125 yards. My regular...

I know I'm coming way late to this thread, but I would be tickled pink to hit a drive 250 yards. A good one for me is more like 220, and most are closer to 200. They are, however, right down the middle - almost every time. My index...

4. Yesterday. Including 2 of the first 3 and 3 of the first 7.

Everyone under age 60 is playing the blue tees, regardless of handicap. My partner and I scrambled the front 9 last night after work. We were 1 over, with one birdie and two bogeys. My partner hit last off the tee, and I putted last....

Thanks for the pointers. I figure we'll need to stay around par to have a shot in our flight, and now we'll at least have some sort of plan in place.

I'm playing in a two-man scramble this coming weekend at my club. It's 18 holes per day over the three day weekend. My playing partner is about the same as I am, handicap-wise. He hits the ball further than I do, but my chipping and...

I'm less than a year in after a 10 year lay-off from golf. I played poorly for the most part before I quit. I had a nice touch around the greens, and I could make some putts, but my long game was always pretty bad. Last summer, an old...

I'm not good enough at golf... to get mad over golf.