Reminds me of an old golfing joke. One of our lady members went out playing in a short skirt. Within the hour, she was in the pro shop complaining, "I've been stung by a bee on me fanny, it's ever so sore and I can't close my legs together". She then asked the pro what she should do. The pro responded with, "try widening your stance"! Ha Ha!
5/8/13 at 4:40am