You know, sometimes I fan that 2,
And sometimes I catch that 3 a little thin.
And I've hit flyers with the 4,
I've hooked my 5,
I've shanked the 6,
Skulled the 8,
Fatted the 9,
Chili-dipped the wedge,
And I've bladed the sand!
There is ole Mr. Three-wiggle, isn't there?
But then there's the seven iron. I never miss with the seven iron.
- Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy