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Posts by Elmer

pfffttt......280 is pedestrian!I drive it atleast 320 with my 1 iron all the time
I would have told him "thanks for the advice but I can only seem to slow it down to 4 mph".Then again if he is worse than you I would start giving him advice. Maybe horrifically bad advice, stuff that is grossly incorrect just to get in his head!But then again you are probably a better person than I am. We had a guy yesterday who pulled out a 3 wood. We started busting on him because it was a old 3 fairway metal. So we busted on him relentlessly. Asked if his second shot...
BINGO!!!!!! Not to mention that writing a score that is 2 over par, does not mean you really play that way (when others are keeping score)!
Stop drinking smoking pot on the golf course and the confusion clears right up. 
You need to grow a backbone and tell the Marketing Dept that you have work that needs to be accomplished.Spending the day golfing does not help you meet the deadlines and productivity management and the stock holders expect of you! (As I type this I am watching the clock, because I am leaving work early to go golfing!)
Joking!!!!!Life is way too short to be serious all the time!Just some quick response to your response:1- I have no problem with pot, but dont smoke. I have family members with problems as well so harder drugs are not approved. Now a Nitrous tank and a bottle of whiskey is the only way to golf!2-I used to get tested, and know that tests can differentiate between contact and usage. but most the golfer I know do it off to the side away from the Cops in our league!3- A cold...
That is a lot of time looking for lost balls!
I dont know- multiple balls + Low score = cheating!!!!! How many mulligans or strings did you buy?
This is answered quite easily.The person in question, when he plays a casual round writes down the score he got or should have gotten. (IE-missed a par put, still write par).in the league he has an opponent watching him and can not just give himself any score, since someone else is usually keeping score.As I tend to tell him there is more pressure in league play and your bad shots are accentuated!While he maintains that you would be 5 strokes better on any other course, I...
cheat: to break a rule or law usually to gain an advantage at somethingHow is this cheating??? Everyone that participates in the scramble has a opportunity to purchase a mulligan. And yes I know Golf does not have mulligans and scrambles are technically cheating in the eyes of the "rules of golf"however Scrambles have their own rules and if you play by the rules you are not cheating.Cheating would be taking mulligans when they are not allowed.I find it funny the amount of...
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