Never had an even par round for 18 holes. Came to #16, a par 5, one over par, and put my second shot on the green. Here's where I got ahead of myself. I figured it was an easy two putt and I would be one under par if I could make an eagle.
By now everyone figured out what I did. Went for the eagle and three-putted the hole. I parred 17, and tried too hard on 18 to make birdie, and bogied that hole, too.
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. What an idiot.