Good grief, what a bunch of idiots.
Love the stories.
My one and only tournament, I teed off on 18 from a set of tees that seemed crazy. I had the honors from a rare good hole on the 17th. After I teed left OB with a wicked hook, a fellow competitor told me I had teed incorrectly, showing me where the markers were.
As it turns out, the tee area adjoined the tee area from a front-nine hole (that was pointing roughly parallel), and I had put my ball in the middle...