Originally Posted by jamo
Chuck Norris doesn't even carry a 1 iron. He tees off with a lob wedge on every hole and makes a hole in one each time.
I think once Mr. T tackled Chuck Norris in Chuck's backswing once...
When I have my cell phone wedged in between my right ear and my right shoulder it increases my distance by 30 yards. Plus it doesn't get in the way of my plaid trucker hat which I wear backwards.
I feel it's a lot easier to keep my...