Whats your favorite golf slang term or saying..

[IT_golfer]

Mine would have to be "FISO"

You have just putted and now you realize that "F**& I'm Still Out"

[dave s]

I have to admit, most of those already posted are pretty darned funny ... definitely worthy of stealing and using! Thanks!

Here are the few I use:

Somebody leaves a long lag putt about 8' short: "Boy, there's some pizza left it THAT box!" Alternate: "...some chicken left on THAT bone!"

Somebody blocks one right over the trees and it's still going right when it flies out of site: "I believe you've finally sliced one completely off the PLANET!"

We've always referred to a skulled line-drive iron to a green as a "Dave Winfield," who was known as a line-drive hitter in baseball.

Whenever my brother hits a bad tee-ball, his vocal reaction is: "Crap! I think I just broke my driver!"

My home course has a lot of 'naturalized area' with very tall grass. We call the stuff "happy grass," because when you're in it you ain't HAPPY!!! Usually you come out with 2 balls, neither of which is your ball!

He's playing "Zipper Golf." One left, one right ... all the way to the green.

Dropping a 10 footer for a double is: Putting lipstick on a pig!

dave

Thanks again for the laughs, guys!

dave

[MrKadash]

Heard a new one this morning. A guy in my group had a chip from just off the green and chunked it a few feet. One of the other players quipped "Loft!" The player looked at him bewildered and asked what that meant. He says L-O-F-T, Lack Of Fu@#ing Talent. We got a kick out of that one.

[TheThein11]

I am stealing this one from a playing partner. When someone in our foursome left a put short.
"Thats good, now you can put your ball marker next to you purse and tampon."

[canoe1]

We've all got them, we've all heard them, what are your favorites??

We call a lipout a Lewinsky.All lip and no hole

[$2 Nassau]

"Same guy, just a little bit older."

This is used when someone hits a tee shot O.B, then re-tees and proceeds to stripe one down the middle. Meaning- he's a little older (read: wiser) and therefore hit a better shot. Always thought that one was clever.

[billie]

Good stuff!

New to the board and enjoying the content.

We use one that I expected to see here. For a putt left short, "put another quarter in your purse"...(or a couple of quarters as needed).

Cya

[HansMoleman]

When a golfing buddy hits an errant shot that does forward but was totally not what they wanted, I always add "Well, at least its closer to the pin than before"

[shankalots]

A golf partner of mine who's a police officer and has some anger issues, puts the ball in the water EVERY time at one certain hole. It's going to happen regardless of his tee shot, 100 yd approach, 60 yd doesn't matter. He will continue to drop at that spot and attempt to put one on the green. So now as soon as the ball is in the air and heading towards the kiddie pool I go ahead and say, "Take the drop Roy." He will hit at times 6 balls to make it over. That has to be a mental thing on that hole, he is at least a 10 hdcp.

[casperino101]

thats a snow man then [ for an 8 ],
ive just eltoned it, when leavin a putt short!,
say to your partners after hitting a good shot to the green, why not come join me on the green fellas!

[Windmill]

These are great! Here's one.

An elephant's @ss............High and stinky.

[Yukari]

Just got Bo Derek (after getting 10 on the hole)
Does your husband play also? (after leaving a putt waaay short)
Parred it twice (self explanatory)

[sean_miller]

Heard quite often:

"My poser bag is almost complete. Which ____ insert flavour of the week ___ should I buy?"

[stebed]

A sister in-law .. Your up there,but know you shouldn't be

You just made that up surely?

[stebed]

Not sure if it's been said but cant be arsed going through 14 pages. Gynecologist's assistant. Just shaved the hole.

[hartwm]

"get your ducks in a row pro" ... means line it up and drain the put

[Stretch]

"Go ahead and putt that, man. Not even you could miss it."

[stealthduffer]

Use a lot of these:

A Luca Brazi - sleeps with the fishes
A Bill O'Reilly - starts right and turns further right

But my favorite to use is "Be the ball Danny"