Dirty mother !@#$%# poop in the hole

[kafka01]

You sure it was human? Did you test it?

I´ve actually seen it twice on my course so far in prominent places - once into the litterboxes for broken tees - he aimed pretty precise for that, and another time a big pile of sh it on one of the driving range mats - but both times i was pretty convinced it was from an animal - but now when i think about it...........

[James_Black]

You sure it was human?

+1 one of the greens at my course is next to a lake and it was covered in swan s%%t.

[jlh1508]

I fail to understand how this is funny. It is childish and immature. It caused the golf club to have to shut down a hole for a temporary amount of time and someone had to clean someone elses feces.

That is not funny at all.

[BigMikey]

p.s it was sergio garcia

So that must be what they call a dirty sanchez ;)

[DaSportsGuy]

I fail to understand how this is funny. It is childish and immature. It caused the golf club to have to shut down a hole for a temporary amount of time and someone had to clean someone elses feces.

The funny part isn't that they had to shut down the hole temporarily or that someone had to clean it up. It's that someone would be stupid enough to do that that makes it funny.

[jlh1508]

The funny part isn't that they had to shut down the hole temporarily or that someone had to clean it up. It's that someone would be stupid enough to do that that makes it funny.

still don't see how that is funny. Guess it is not funny to me that we live in a soceity where pooping in a hole on a golf course is how someone entertains themselves. It kind of paints a bad picture of mankind that there are men and women who stoop to that level. On the other hand I think it proves evolution is not true, if are evolving has led to that behavior we would be better off without it

[Taggsy]

On the other hand I think it proves evolution is not true, if are evolving has led to that behavior we would be better off without it

If only you were around when Origin of Species was first published.

"I have read your tome, Mr Darwin, and would like to bring to your attention a glaring omission. You speak of natural selection, and of the variety of birds and primates, but what, my learned friend, of the man who defecates on golf courses? Tis no ape of the links but a man! I put it to you Mr Darwin that your neglecting to mention the sh*tting golfer is proof enough that your theory holds no weight!"

[JaredSS]

Sometimes when I make a long putt my friends tell me they need to wipe the crap off my ball, I guess in this case it would have been literal...

[Titleist_ProV1x]

Lmfao !!!

[JWL1957]

I would have been extra pissed if it were a brand new Pro V I had holed out.

[SpoiledRotten]

Must be a very relaxing place to play to be able to do that and not be seen.

Where are the closed circuit televisions when you need em? Wouldn't that be something... the turn on "You Tube" and find a most watched vid of you doing that on a golf course... and a close up of your face?

[montru]

I bet the guy that did it was a crap golfer!!!

[Where's the Cart Girl?]

Bwahahaha. Two golfers, one cup....?

Sorry. But certainly some people will get that reference and cringe.

That's too funny. I would've been pissed had I holed out into that, but I would've just left the ball and accepted it as a hilarious story to tell that I purchased for one golf ball.

Game of integrity, ehh?

[plugged]

Wow, I can't believe these responses. Funny? What is funny about the course having to stop play while some kid (or the asst pro) has to scoop human feces out of a hole and wash a cup because of the utter vulgarity of another person?

Now, what would have been funny is to see an entire can of pepper spray dumped into the face of the offender. I would have laughed at that.

[jlh1508]

Wow, I can't believe these responses. Funny? What is funny about the course having to stop play while some kid (or the asst pro) has to scoop human feces out of a hole and wash a cup because of the utter vulgarity of another person?

agreed. I fail to see anything funny in pooping on property that is not yours that others are going to be using. People wouldn't be laughing if I took a shit in the driver seat of their car

[PaddyHarrington]

Bwahahaha. Two golfers, one cup....? Sorry. But certainly some people will get that reference and cringe.

LOL very good..

[montru]

Bwahahaha. Two golfers, one cup....?

Yeh I got the refference, I almost chugged on my coffee lol.

[Shanks A Million]

One hole to another I guess...

Let me guess, it was on the back 9?

I guess he made a 2 on that hole?