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Phil McGleno Great Member

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Brian Manzella.

What an oaf that dude can be.

A short man complex.

Good pre-shot routine:

Consider, picture, rehearse.

All there is to it.

Take the club away.

Stay on plane always, you must!

Deliver sweet spot.

Oh, the flat left wrist!

The golfer struggles with this.

Not so much lefties.

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"The expert golfer has maximum time to make minimal compensations. The poorer player has minimal time to make maximum compensations." - And no, I'm not Mac. Please do not PM me about it. I just think he is a crazy MFer and we could all use a little more crazy sometimes.

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xxsoultonesxx
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How about a little something different? The format for a Haiku is 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, and 5 on the third. I'll start: Course all to myself Circles all ove

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Man in the mower, Why did you run it over? My poor little ball. :(

Phil McGleno
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Brian Manzella. What an oaf that dude can be. A short man complex. Good pre-shot routine: Consider, picture, rehearse. All there is to it. Take the club away. Stay on

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Originally Posted by Phil McGleno

Oh, the flat left wrist!

The golfer struggles with this.

Not so much lefties.


Win!

Stretch.

"In the process of trial and error, our failed attempts are meant to destroy arrogance and provoke humility." -- Master Jin Kwon

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Drinking after golf

Improves the experience.

Before, not so much.

Stretch.

"In the process of trial and error, our failed attempts are meant to destroy arrogance and provoke humility." -- Master Jin Kwon

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Kieran123 Great Member

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Look, the beer cart girl

4 beers please , a $10 tip

Yeah, she wants me bad

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Perfect drive, dead straight

Iron, 10 foot for eagle

5 putt for double

Turn body, lift arms,

Cock wrists.  Roll left, drop arms, hit.

That's all golf is, folks.

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On the 18th hole

Just need par to break 80

Bogey. **** this game.

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Clarke wins claret jug,

Press asks about Tiger's texts.

What a world this is!

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Golf takes too much time,

Slow play means fewer holes played,

Will it go away?

Steve

Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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