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Just a bit of fun at others' expense. In no particular order, mine are:

Justify your choices if you feel the need.

Furyk - those grey shirts and vile tan shoes - ergh

Ogilvy - wears gardening clothes

R. Moore - two sizes two small and pretentious "retro". Just ill-fitting junk.

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 

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Are you FREAKING kidding me? Payne Stewart you are calling a tool? WTF did he do to you? I've never heard anyone say anything bad about him. He was very good guy, he will be missed. And I actually lik

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Look it up.

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I might be lonely here, but I actually like Fowler's whole clothing shtick.

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John Daly - come on really?

Ricky Fowler - come on really?

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Originally Posted by Motley01

John Daly - come on really?

Worst dressed - not hottest body, Mot.

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 

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Bubba - got lose the top button bro!

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John Daly: Not crazy about the Loudmouth clothes, but then he adds a ton of sponsor logos, and now bleach blonde hair? If your gonna go that far, atleast bring the mullet back. Ricky Fowler isn't too far behind though. Head to toe in one bright obnoxious color. Just no....

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John Daly - Totally agree with Woo, the Loudmouth stuff is just too much.

Phil MIckelson - Although one of my favorite golfers, everything seems ill fitting on him, and I don't think he can pull off the pinstripes.  But he tries.

Tiger Woods - Those damn white tennis shoes even when he's wearing dark outfits.

Honorable mention for anybody who wears polos with zippers instead of buttons (Tiger and Phil both guilty at times) and buttoning top button like BW

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Daly by a mile, he looks like a clown not a pro golfer.

Fowler when he's in all orange is a close second.

I would have thrown Poulter in the mix but he seems to have changed stylists this season.

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Chris DiMarco (sp) and Peter Jacobsen and their oversized shirts (a tie)

Keegan Bradley - like someone threw a giraffe into a Goodwill clothing bin.

Rickie Fowler - colour blind. We get it, you like orange, but have you ever give any thought to picking a single shade of orange?

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Daly. I loathe Loudmouth Golf. If I have to name two more, I'm going with Ryan Moore and Rickie Fowler. [quote name="Golfingdad" url="/t/57723/worst-dressed-your-nominations-please-maximum-of-3#post_707753"] Honorable mention for anybody who wears polos with zippers instead of buttons (Tiger and Phil both guilty at times) and buttoning top button like BW [/quote] Tiger and Phil have been guilty of the top-button infraction over the years as well. Not a great look.

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Daly - I'm sure that Loudmouth couldn't find anyone else to wear motel curtains, and who buys that shit

nobody else is really close, unless you count my buddy who showed up for a drunken scramble dressed in full hunting camo & pulled his driver out of a soft gun case.

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Ryan Moore - the wrong guy to wear the Arnie line. He has a modern pudgy fit look and the clothes are retro slim fit

Tiger - from the  handicapable shoes to the baggy pants with what appears to be an elastic waist band, not a good look

Christina Kim - just google images of her and you's see what i mean. Never cool when a fat check wears clothes 4 sizes too small and tops it off with a Frank Sinatra fedora

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Originally Posted by Elvisliveson

Christina Kim - just google images of her and you's see what i mean. Never cool when a fat check wears clothes 4 sizes too small and tops it off with a Frank Sinatra fedora

Woof. And that's coming from a guy with yellow fever.

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payne stewart - because he was a tool

ryan moore - too fat for those clothes

woody austin - lol

Colin P.

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Jesper Parnevik (that flipped up hat bill was hideous)

Christina Kim (she needs a mirror in the worst way and to reduce her Sprinkles caloric intake)

Rory Sabbatini (worst Mick Dundee impersonation on tour)

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Originally Posted by Motley01

John Daly - come on really?

Originally Posted by showtime583

Bubba - got lose the top button bro!

Originally Posted by Golfingdad

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Tiger Woods - Those damn white tennis shoes even when he's wearing dark outfits.

All spot on ...good stuff.

Really what is the deal with Tiger and the shoes?? He use to look like such a stud now it looks like he is checking into retirement home...just needs a fanny pack!

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Originally Posted by MMiller

Really what is the deal with Tiger and the shoes?? He use to look like such a stud now it looks like he is checking into retirement home...just needs a fanny pack!

Nurse Tiger!!!

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Originally Posted by colin007

payne stewart - because he was a tool

ryan moore - too fat for those clothes

woody austin - lol


Are you FREAKING kidding me? Payne Stewart you are calling a tool? WTF did he do to you? I've never heard anyone say anything bad about him. He was very good guy, he will be missed. And I actually like his outfits.

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Woody Austin- Tabasco Shirts, don't need to say anymore

Lee Westwood- Can hardly see his shirt because of all the sponsors

Jim Furyk- His hat looks like it was a freebie at a demo day

*BTW love the new avatar pic Shorty

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