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nevets88 Incredible Member

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No explanation needed:

Steve

Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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Motley01 Great Member

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Awsome! Simply awesome!

The ball snatcher strikes me at least two times per round!

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Originally Posted by nevets88

No explanation needed:

Really? I feel I need an explanation…

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jetsknicks1 Great Member

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Really? I feel I need an explanation…

Good, so it's not just me because I don't get it either. :)

my get up and go musta got up and went..
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Picture of ex-wife maybe?

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It would appear that there is...in fact...explanation needed.

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Originally Posted by iacas

Really? I feel I need an explanation…

Yeah, you're right. Scratch that. Make that - Found on a golf course.... Could be anything, a revenge pic, bad joke, etc...

Steve

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+3 Sorry need a little explanation myself. I hate being that guy who doesn't get the joke!

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Spyder Great Member

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Yep... someone put up a marriage funny because wives steal your balls and then they hide them in their purses. While, there are people on a golf course who will literally steal your ball after you have struck it from your tee box. Hence, a ball snatcher joke on a golf course with a picture of a woman intended to be taken both ways, but laughed at mainly in the marriage/significant other sense. Oh the irony!

Hopefully that clarifies everything for you Sheldons out there! LOL

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Originally Posted by Spyder

Yep... someone put up a marriage funny because wives steal your balls and then they hide them in their purses. While, there are people on a golf course who will literally steal your ball after you have struck it from your tee box. Hence, a ball snatcher joke on a golf course with a picture of a woman intended to be taken both ways, but laughed at mainly in the marriage/significant other sense. Oh the irony!

Hopefully that clarifies everything for you Sheldons out there! LOL

Spyder got it. I got the first time also. Sometimes I miss the joke, but its not me this time.

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It could of read "Ball Buster"  especially if you told her you would be home at 2 p.m. and didn't make it until 6 p.m.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spyder View Post

Yep... someone put up a marriage funny because wives steal your balls and then they hide them in their purses. While, there are people on a golf course who will literally steal your ball after you have struck it from your tee box. Hence, a ball snatcher joke on a golf course with a picture of a woman intended to be taken both ways, but laughed at mainly in the marriage/significant other sense. Oh the irony!

Hopefully that clarifies everything for you Sheldons out there! LOL

I have 2 responses.

Quote:
Ok, so I did get it....

It isn't funny.

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Quote:
but who puts there wife in a straight jacket?  And really, if your home life is so messed up that your wife bound in a straight jacket is snatching your balls, it MIGHT be time to reevaluate said home life.

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some golf clubs

a few golf balls

a bag of tee's some already broken the rest soon to be

a snickers wrapper (if you have seen me play, you would know you are not going anywhere for a while)

and an empty bottle of water

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Spyder Great Member

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Originally Posted by bplewis24

Sheesh, just have a giggle at it and move on.

lol Some people just didn't get it. I don't even know if my long-winded and literal "Big Bang-esque" translation worked...

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