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Let's have fun guessing what was in the note.  I'll start.

"Tiger, do you think Azahara Munoz will go to the Prom with me?"

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golftalkcentral/garcia-leaves-note-in-woods-locker/?hj=xfs

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"Uncle" :surrender:

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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I already said… it wasn't a note, it was coupons for KFC. Stupid Sergio. All you have to do is go online .

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Dear Tiger,

Do you forgive me?

Check Box:

Yes

No

Maybe

Your buddy,

Sergio

PS: I really like that girl we were talking about on the range, I hear she is "Finger Licking Good". Get it?!  I bet you think that is funny. If you are going to tell the press of this note, leave off the PS section. I don't want the new groups that I have just offended all being pissed off at me.

PSS: I think we did a great job on the range keeping everyone in the dark playing the cool guys. Our social stock has gone up from the press reporting on this mindless drivel. Let's plan our next tiff to coincide again during a slow press day. You know what they say, there is no such thing as bad publicity. This time it should you make fun of me. You can make a crack about chicken also, but with rice. Haha, get it?!

PSS: I think we should hang out...we could be like those 2 guys...those 2 Wild and Crazy Guys...we could chase American Foxes...what do you think?

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Originally Posted by Spyder

The last one was something I found on CBS Sports... this one is my personal creation and interpretation of the apology letter.....

Don't jump the shark Spyder, your first one was untoppable.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Originally Posted by zipazoid

El Tigre -

Porque tu no comprende espanol, yo creo tu es un hijo de PUTA!!!

Carajo,

Sergio

That is pretty rough.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Originally Posted by zipazoid

El Tigre -

Porque tu no comprende espanol, yo creo tu es un hijo de PUTA!!!

Carajo,

Sergio

As a Spanish teacher, I cannot let this go without corrections:

"¡¡¡Por qué tú no comprendes al español, yo creo que tú eres un hijo de PUTA!!!"

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Originally Posted by colin007

As a Spanish teacher, I cannot let this go without corrections:

"¡¡¡Por qué tú no comprendes al español, yo creo que tú eres un hijo de PUTA!!!"

Damn, you just backhanded Google Translate right in the throat.

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As a Spanish teacher, I cannot let this go without corrections: "¡¡¡Por qué tú no comprendes al español, yo creo que tú eres un hijo de PUTA!!!"

Schooled! O esquela'd!!!?

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Originally Posted by jetsknicks1

This time we take for granted is a gift from God, don't pass it up.

WTF?

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 

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