How big is your drive?

[Ernest Jones]

So childish.  I guess my drives are so unreal, eh? Come back when you crush em 320 consistent.  I went to the range earlier and I had a group of about 10 kids standing behind me gasping and clapping after every shot. I had a 100 ball bucket, do the math.

Pffffttttt.....dude, yer a shortknocker. Come back when you can get some distance.

[TJBam]

Originally Posted by ProGolf

So childish.

I guess my drives are so unreal, eh? Come back when you crush em 320 consistent.

I went to the range earlier and I had a group of about 10 kids standing behind me gasping and clapping after every shot. I had a 100 ball bucket, do the math.

Have you considered a longer stiffer shaft to help with your distance?  Or maybe hitting real balls instead of practice balls at the range.  Your lack of distance is probably because of the practice balls, they're like rocks.  Just keep practicing and maybe try stack and tilt or something.

[SCfanatic35]

Originally Posted by ProGolf

Soon I'll post videos and have a Question and Answer session so you guys can ask anything you want to know in regards to improving your drives etc

When is this question and answer session going to start?  I know of a bunch of mediocre golfers, below, that need help with their drives.  The best one hits it almost 305, they definitely don't know what you know and I am sure are dying to here your tips for success.

Rank        Previous         Name                                                                                                                                                Rounds                Avg.                        Total Distance                Drives

1	2	Johnson, Dustin	41	304.9	24,388	80
2	1	List, Luke	43	304.8	26,213	86
3	3	Colsaerts, Nicolas	36	304.3	20,085	66
4	4	Garrigus, Robert	47	302.8	26,045	86
5	5	Woodland, Gary	53	302.6	32,076	106
6	6	Bradley, Keegan	52	302.1	30,816	102
7	7	Kokrak, Jason	50	301.8	30,177	100
8	8	DeLaet, Graham	58	301.6	34,987	116
9	10	Meierdierks, Eric	32	300.7	19,245	64
10	9	Palmer, Ryan	57	300.6	34,274	114
11	17	Watson, Bubba	42	300.5	23,437	78
12	11	Flores, Martin	53	300.3	31,829	106
13	17	Day, Jason	54	299.8	28,779	96
14	13	Walker, Jimmy	62	299.0	37,076	124
15	14	Bowditch, Steven	45	298.9	26,900	90
15	14	Daly, John	28	298.9	16,737	56
15	14	O'Hair, Sean	43	298.9	25,703	86
18	12	McIlroy, Rory	34	298.8	19,721	66
18	999	Scott, Adam	29	298.8	16,731	56
20	19	Ridings, Tag	45	298.1	26,826	90

[mvmac]

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Great, another guy holding up the pace of play. Do you let guys play through while you're waiting for re-entry?

Nah, I just drop a ball in the middle of the green.

[Ernest Jones]

Vanity capper. :-P

[cipher]

Originally Posted by mvmac

Nah, I just drop a ball in the middle of the green.

Dude, fourputt is going to rip you a new one for that!

[Ernest Jones]

ProGolf: Submit some video, a lotta guys on here can help you with your lack of distance. I can't help you though, I'm a feel player.

[ProGolf]

Originally Posted by SCfanatic35

When is this question and answer session going to start?  I know of a bunch of mediocre golfers, below, that need help with their drives.  The best one hits it almost 305, they definitely don't know what you know and I am sure are dying to here your tips for success.

Rank        Previous         Name                                                                                                                                                Rounds                Avg.                        Total Distance                Drives

1

2

Johnson, Dustin

41

304.9

24,388

80

2

1

List, Luke

43

304.8

26,213

86

3

3

Colsaerts, Nicolas

36

304.3

20,085

66

4

4

Garrigus, Robert

47

302.8

26,045

86

5

5

Woodland, Gary

53

302.6

32,076

106

6

6

Bradley, Keegan

52

302.1

30,816

102

7

7

Kokrak, Jason

50

301.8

30,177

100

8

8

DeLaet, Graham

58

301.6

34,987

116

9

10

Meierdierks, Eric

32

300.7

19,245

64

10

9

Palmer, Ryan

57

300.6

34,274

114

11

17

Watson, Bubba

42

300.5

23,437

78

12

11

Flores, Martin

53

300.3

31,829

106

13

17

Day, Jason

54

299.8

28,779

96

14

13

Walker, Jimmy

62

299.0

37,076

124

15

14

Bowditch, Steven

45

298.9

26,900

90

15

14

Daly, John

28

298.9

16,737

56

15

14

O'Hair, Sean

43

298.9

25,703

86

18

12

McIlroy, Rory

34

298.8

19,721

66

18

999

Scott, Adam

29

298.8

16,731

56

20

19

Ridings, Tag

45

298.1

26,826

90

Yup, I am already aware I can out drive those chumps... There are many people who can out drive them; me being one.

[ProGolf]

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

ProGolf:

Submit some video, a lotta guys on here can help you with your lack of distance.

I can't help you though, I'm a feel player.

I got no problem with my distance.

[SCfanatic35]

Originally Posted by ProGolf

So childish.

I guess my drives are so unreal, eh? Come back when you crush em 320 consistent.

I went to the range earlier and I had a group of about 10 kids standing behind me gasping and clapping after every shot. I had a 100 ball bucket, do the math.

I'm trying to work the math out on this one. 100 ball bucket and 10 kids = 320 yards, right.  So if you hit a 50 ball bucket and there are 5 kids watching does that mean you would hit it 160 yards?

[Ernest Jones]

I got no problem with my distance.

Good attitude. There's no shame in being a shortknocker, it's not all about distance...

[Ernest Jones]

I'm trying to work the math out on this one. 100 ball bucket and 10 kids = 320 yards, right.  So if you hit a 50 ball bucket and there are 5 kids watching does that mean you would hit it 160 yards?

Wouldn't it be 80 yards? 100 ball bucket and 5 kids would be 160 no? This may require RadarNinja's trackman.

[mvmac]

Originally Posted by ProGolf

So childish.

I guess my drives are so unreal, eh? Come back when you crush em 320 consistent.

I went to the range earlier and I had a group of about 10 kids standing behind me gasping and clapping after every shot. I had a 100 ball bucket, do the math.

If you start a thread talking about how far you hit it, you have to expect to take some heat.  You're not the first guy to get on the internet and say they bomb it over 300.  If you do, that's awesome, we're just having some fun here that more related to these kind of threads.

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

ProGolf:

Submit some video, a lotta guys on here can help you with your lack of distance.

I can't help you though, I'm a feel player.

But what we really want to know is

[ProGolf]

Originally Posted by SCfanatic35

I'm trying to work the math out on this one. 100 ball bucket and 10 kids = 320 yards, right.  So if you hit a 50 ball bucket and there are 5 kids watching does that mean you would hit it 160 yards?

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Wouldn't it be 80 yards? 100 ball bucket and 5 kids would be 160 no?

This may require RadarNinja's trackman.

100 ball bucket + 10 kids in awe = 300 minimum 350 maximum

50 ball bucket + 5 kids in awe = more energy, less pressure = 320 minimum 390 maximum

[ProGolf]

Originally Posted by mvmac

If you start a thread talking about how far you hit it, you have to expect to take some heat.  You're not the first guy to get on the internet and say they bomb it over 300.  If you do, that's awesome, we're just having some fun here that more related to these kind of threads.

But what we really want to know is

Yes

[Ernest Jones]

Totally uncalled for lol.

[cipher]

Big fan of the beefcake photo, big fan,

[Golfingdad]

Originally Posted by SCfanatic35

I'm trying to work the math out on this one. 100 ball bucket and 10 kids = 320 yards, right.  So if you hit a 50 ball bucket and there are 5 kids watching does that mean you would hit it 160 yards?

I don't think so ... progolf doesn't *****foot around with wimpy algebra, he's only into logarithms.

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Wouldn't it be 80 yards? 100 ball bucket and 5 kids would be 160 no?

I said logarithms, not freaking calculus!  You're making my head explode with this witchcraft!

Originally Posted by mvmac

But what we really want to know is

This is awesome, however, not quite as funny as saying "Why the f**k ..." in Captain Pickard's voice in my head for most of these memes. :)

Also, Mike, leave your driver at home on Sunday, because the longest hole they have is only 615 ... it'll be useless there! ;)