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Originally Posted by Fourputt

I had to go back in after a certain time (one month maybe? Don't remember exactly) with a sample to ensure that it "took".

Oh yeah, I forgot about the sample, awkward stuff. I warned him that I was gonna be loud before I went into the doctor's bathroom. LOL.

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I remember the "sample" too!  Awkward does not sum it up!

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I got sample containers to take home and bring back in! I have to take in two samples a couple of weeks apart the first being around 12 weeks. Maybe I am abnormal but it looks to me they gave me the horse specimen containers by mistake! I couldnt fill one up in a year. I was told that it doesnt matter how many times u "go" because at 12 weeks whatever didnt get flushed out will no longer be swimming!
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Originally Posted by blaylock6502

I got sample containers to take home and bring back in! I have to take in two samples a couple of weeks apart the first being around 12 weeks. Maybe I am abnormal but it looks to me they gave me the horse specimen containers by mistake! I couldnt fill one up in a year. I was told that it doesnt matter how many times u "go" because at 12 weeks whatever didnt get flushed out will no longer be swimming!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!  I just fell off my chair.

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Hacker James Great Member

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so, let me understand you correctly....The doctor is advising you to take a few extra strokes?

Oh, never mind, I don't think I want to hear any more......

Get well soon!

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Originally Posted by blaylock6502

I got sample containers to take home and bring back in! I have to take in two samples a couple of weeks apart the first being around 12 weeks. Maybe I am abnormal but it looks to me they gave me the horse specimen containers by mistake! I couldnt fill one up in a year. I was told that it doesnt matter how many times u "go" because at 12 weeks whatever didnt get flushed out will no longer be swimming!

There is no dignified way to do this!

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Take it in her what?

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by Stretch

Take it in her what?

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lmao too funny. Hey any updates on your crotch? Does it hurt when you swing? Teehee I said swing

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Yeah, how are you enjoying the stitches? Comfy eh? That's the worst part that I remember, walking around with stitches poking out of your balls. Yay!

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The stitches werent bad this weekend but today they are pretty annoying being back to work!

Yeah, you'd think they'd come up with better material, mine felt like they were heavy gauge fishing line!

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Did you need to put an ice pack on them Day 2, like I did?  They felt fine Day 1 and I said prematurely, "This isn't too bad!".

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I iced the first day day two I felt pretty good. Day three even better. Day four I went back to work and felt ok but was sore that evening. Today is day five and I was extremely sore this morning!
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