He has to be intentionally sabotaging his candidacy. That is all I can think of, I guess if I had that much money and had been a tv parrot jackwagon as well saying You're Fired, have married more beautiful women than can shake a stick at based on all my awesomeness and had that kind of money I might get my kicks by doing the things he is doing as well. Nope, actually not because a lot of what comes out of his mouth is disgusting.
My guess given the general suckiness of amateur golfers many HIO's happen this way. It is what it is. I wouldn't jump up and down or anything but an ace is an ace.
I almost holed an eagle with a power push that bounced off a porta-potty and came back towards the green. It stopped inches from the hole and the birdie was swipe it in backhanded easy. It was a shot that was 40-50 yards off the target line and heading to lost ball territory, actually bounced backwards and left as far as it was off line. Unfortunately most of my shots are ugly so there is always a chance of ugly good happening.
If my brother wants to go, it would be Falcon (he's only played a few times). He just got in from Mass. last night and may have killed a bottle of wine afterwards, so it remains to be seen.
Otherwise, it's either Hawk, Eagle or Community.