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It's full of people who do whatever the hell they want.

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Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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Yeah, they do, warily, they know what they're doing but anything can happen. One shank and boom.

Steve

Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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I have a better sign idea:

Bean a Schmuck

Win a

Free Bucket of Balls

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I have a better sign idea:

lol Survival of the fittest.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ernest Jones View Post

I have a better sign idea:

Bean a Schmuck

Win a

Free Bucket of Balls

Now that's thinking outside of the box. :dance: Darwinism at it's very finest.  Only the fittest should be allowed to procreate. :beer:

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lol Survival of the fittest.

Nothing like a little chlorine in the gene pool........

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I have a better sign idea:

Couldn't I just throw a ball at the nearest schmuck, without said schmuck even being out on the range area? You need to be more specific, Sheriff. :)

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Couldn't I just throw a ball at the nearest schmuck, without said schmuck even being out on the range area? You need to be more specific, Sheriff. :)

Why? We have lots of balls and if we run out we can just send a schmuck out on the range to get more. It's a renewable resource, the balls not the schmucks, the schmucks are a regenerating resource.

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Dave2512 Super Member

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Lol funny thing is the people that do this are always the ones that hit the balls there. As if after hitiing a bucket of duffs the fix is in hitting a few more. Same guy that doesn't stay on the mat in the winter. Same guy that does this and heads for the tips.

Dave :-)

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Quote:

Originally Posted by iacas

Couldn't I just throw a ball at the nearest schmuck, without said schmuck even being out on the range area? You need to be more specific, Sheriff. :)

Why? We have lots of balls and if we run out we can just send a schmuck out on the range to get more. It's a renewable resource, the balls not the schmucks, the schmucks are a regenerating resource.

That's. . . really. . . too. . . bad.

I did see a man go out and get balls towards the end of the range. The strange part is he looked pretty well to do, and drove off in a really nice Brabus tuned Mercedes.

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What is even worse is the stupidity of parents who bring their kids to the range, the child wanders out on to the range to get more balls, or steps into someone's area of a back swing, meanwhile the parent is trying to determine if their hips are over rotating in their backswing- Then they act surprised when someone thoughtfully brought it to their attention that there kid is going to get hurt....

This reminds me of a song.....If I had a rocket launcher

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What is even worse is the stupidity of parents who bring their kids to the range, the child wanders out on to the range to get more balls, or steps into someone's area of a back swing, meanwhile the parent is trying to determine if their hips are over rotating in their backswing- Then they act surprised when someone thoughtfully brought it to their attention that there kid is going to get hurt....

This reminds me of a song.....If I had a rocket launcher

QFT.

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Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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dfreuter415 Great Member

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What kind of sign would you put at this driving range?

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What kind of sign would you put at this driving range?

Carly Booth in the 2013 ESPN Body Issue. (ESPN the Magazine)

OCCUPIED!

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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