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mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

I try that all the time and it never works.

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Haha and how exactly would this be policed? Kicked off the course if a fart sneaks up and out unexpectedly


They don't plan on having designated farting areas on the course? Or they can install more "rest" rooms. :smartass:

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There is definitely a good pun about Donald Trumps and his courses to be had here... couldn't think of one worth posting but I'm sure someone out their will now :-D

Henry

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mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

LOL! I can see how that may be true.

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I do fart as needed...I can't play under pressure.

Do you hit purposely hit away from everyone else so you can release some of that pressure? :-D

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They smell bad. Contain dangerous gases. Woulf you play golf with a farter?

Shut up %sshole.

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Shut up %sshole.

Might want to take it a little easy... i think we have all taken it as a very light hearted thread.  (The OP was not being serious...)

Henry

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mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

Ha-Ha mine always says better out then in.

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Might want to take it a little easy... i think we have all taken it as a very light hearted thread.  (The OP was not being serious...)

It's a fart joke...think about it.

Brandon Fox

Rochester, NY

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It's a fart joke...think about it.

Haha so sorry dude! Feel pretty dumb right now... its pretty funny now i see it :doh:

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Shut up %sshole.

Originally Posted by FooFader

Haha so sorry dude! Feel pretty dumb right now... its pretty funny now i see it

Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.

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Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.

Thanks dude. I love the fact you probably even signed up and made your first post just to laugh at my stupidity.... But seriously, welcome to the site :beer:

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