Re: Your opinion of Clone Clubs
Originally Posted by Hoovedawg
Wow Hoovedawg, alot going on in this post.
First off, I do not care what car anyone drives, the car analogy is clearly not working. I drive a beat up chevy monte carlo and have never owned a new car.
I hope you do end up with a low handicap, enjoy golf to its fullest. Golf is not about being better than me, its about improving your own game and enjoying the best sport in the world.
If I saw your bag as you described it, I would immediately think you had a very high handicap, and were no fun to play with. You could prove me wrong if we played.
Take this analogy from a dave chappelle standup:
"You know sometimes you are out at the club with your boys and you see a woman and she looks good. She looks good but not in the classical sense. She's got half her ass hanging out skirt, titties all mashed together, popping out the top of her turtleneck and shit. So you go to talk to her but you've been hanging with your buddies and have got a couple drinks in you so it doesn't come out right. You're like "DAMN!!! Look at them titties". She interupts you and says, "Just because I am dressed this way does not make me a w.h.o.r.e.". That's true fellas. Just because she is dressed that way doesn't make her a w.h.o.r.e. But you must understand ladies, that is F***ing confusing. That would be like me, Dave Chappelle the comedian, going out in public in a cop uniform. People come up to him and they're like "Help me officer, we need you over here". Then I go "Wait a minute buddy, just because I am dressed this way does not make me a police officer". You see ladies, you may not be a w.h.o.re., but you sure are wearing a w.h.o.r.e's uniform."
Just because you have clones an does not make you a bad golfer, but you are wearing the uniform.
ps. apparently w.hore is a word you cannot post on this forum. sorry if it offends you