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post #271 of 290

I sometimes get a Barkie.....I get a par after hitting a tree or going into the woods.

post #272 of 290

When I hit a tee shot a mile high & short ...

 

That was like an elephants ass ... HIGH AND STINKY !!

post #273 of 290

mine is...after a bad shot........goddamn mother****in **** bitch anal prober ***** faggot loser!!!****

post #274 of 290
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mine is...after a bad shot........goddamn mother****in **** bitch anal prober ***** faggot loser!!!****

 

Not very Christian!

post #275 of 290

Tru Dat, brudda, bet let's not start that again. Kay?

post #276 of 290

A new one I started the other day: Kotex or tampon ball. It is when I grab the found Pinnacle or Slazenger to use on holes that get a little bloody.

post #277 of 290

My favorite after a mediocre shot is "that was a son in law shot, not what I was expecting but not too bad".

post #278 of 290
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Tru Dat, brudda, bet let's not start that again. Kay?

 

Kay. Peace be with you.

 

I used the 'Cuban' remark a few days ago with a couple guys I hooked up with, cracked them right up..

post #279 of 290
For Star Wars fans-

When your playing partner starts out well, then has a blow up hole or two, then angrily crushes a driver far and straight down the middle on the next hole, say "you used the Dark Side on that one"

When your playing companion scores well initially, then has a run bogeys/doubles, etc say "I sense a disturbance in the force"


For Hangover fans-

Whenever you get a really unfortunate bounce into the rough or other hazard say "Thanks a lot Bin Laden"
post #280 of 290
I must play a pretty square game..outside of the friendly compliments..I have never heard ANY of these kinds of sayings.
post #281 of 290
after a bad shot or putt - "you've got the touch of a jack hammer operator"
post #282 of 290

Malachi --- Word substitute for Mulligan.

post #283 of 290

"Does your husband play golf too?" After someone leave a putt short.

post #284 of 290
A few weeks ago I was trying to decide on what club to hit. Picked one, and proceeded to hit my shot. I chunked it pretty bad, taking a huge divot. Without hesitation my buddy says "sod cutter, interesting choice". It was funny so I couldn't be mad.
post #285 of 290
Whenever me or my buddies leave a putt short we start meowing.. We also started doing shankapotonomous as well.. Also it's not really a slang but whenever we hit a green we actually do a dance ..
post #286 of 290

You're having a bad round and your buddy asks, "What's the matter?" 

Answer:  "My swing keeps repeating!"

 

You're missing a lot of greens, but scoring well - "Up and down like a *****'s knickers"

 

Long drive - "That one should come with an in-flight movie."

 

FUnny comment about John Daly - "He hits it so far he has to allow for the curvature of the earth."

post #287 of 290
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A sister in-law .. Your up there,but know you shouldn't be
That is gold
post #288 of 290

Choc Ice - a player that couldn't handle the pressure - as in "melted like a Choc Ice"

 

Dead Sheep when you've not lost your turn (still ewe) - Wayne O'Reilly Aussie pro turned commentator.

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