you know you're addicted to golf when... - Page 9
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Geez, I thought I had a problem because I do all the stuff mentioned above. Well, most of it, anyway. Cool, guess I am ok then.
I will add one:
When going for a drive through the country, you envision how every little meadow or clear spot amongst the trees would play as a golf hole.
LOL hahaha this one strikes too close to home. "Sleep in" during the week until 6:30 and need coffee but Saturday and Sundays pop up at 5:00am and dart out the door. Golf clothes were laid out and ready to go obviously next to watch, shoes, sandals, etc.
I hope to see you all there! Mention the SandTrap and get 20% off the price of admission. Oh, and a 2 drink minimum as usual. Don't forget to take care of the hardworking guys and gals serving up the good times.
When your immediate thoughts after receiving the news that you are out of work and penniless are...
How on earth are you going to pay next years membership fees?
Which bus route goes to your course and would you be allowed to take your bag and trolley on board free of charge?
Devise a feasible plan that should coax your wife to partake in prostitution to fund your golfing future?
Oh yes, and feel an extreme urge to kick your ex-boss in the titleists.