When your immediate thoughts after receiving the news that you are out of work and penniless are...
How on earth are you going to pay next years membership fees?
Which bus route goes to your course and would you be allowed to take your bag and trolley on board free of charge?
Devise a feasible plan that should coax your wife to partake in prostitution to fund your golfing future?
Oh yes, and feel an extreme urge to kick your ex-boss in the titleists.