Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the first tee of their favourite resort to find Ron waiting there driver in hand.
"Shit Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I drove up last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing lingerie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Apparently she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey......
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!