I find the whole white belt thing lame. Folks trying to look like the pros on TV. For that matter, I think the pros look lame wearing them. Everyone wants to hit the same driver, use the same shaft, wear the same belt, etc.. as the pros. I think it hurts their golf game and makes them look silly at the same time. The majority of us should not be trying to use the same equipment as our favorite pro, and sure as hell should not be trying to look like them. Like I said, it hurts your game and makes you look lame.
I am not sure I follow how trying to look like a pro hurts someones game. I understand trying to play the same equipment might hurt someones game, but the last time I checked wearing a certain type of shirt, short or belt did affect my ability. Unless there is some sort of research that I haven't seen...I just can't agree with you there.
Just for the record, white belts exist in fashion outside of golf as well.
I'm not sure what rhyming scheme you're using here. There a so many options you've missed out on - "hoser and poser" being my favourite.
I almost bought a white belt in the fall, because I'd forgot to wear one and my shoes were white and brown. My mind wandered to the judgmental finger pointing and mocking and I opted for proactive pants adjustments and shirt re-tucking every 2 minutes, for 4 hours. Don't want to look like a fool ya know!?!?