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Check out this cartoon created by two guys who used to work in the golf business...counter jockeys basically...the funny and dumb questions you hear every day behind the counter at the golf course.


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ROFL - "How many holes am I allowed to play with a 9-hole rate?"

"I have my own golf course and Par is whatever I say it is. There's a hole which is a Par13 and yesterday I damn nearly birdied that sucker." - Willie Nelson


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LOL, I have actually heard some of those questions at my club.

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Do i have to bring my own rake? hahahah

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Nice... I've been thinking of doing one of these for the computer repair industry...I should get busy and finish it.

I like the 'bring my own rake' part, the best!

Have you seen the Geico commercials made with these characters, classic.

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Posted

Obnoxious and vulgar, I don't like it.

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Did I just download a virus watching that?

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Without doubt the unfunniest thing I have ever seen. What sort of moron uploads this garbage?

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 


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I think it would've been funnier without the gratuitous swearing, but I'm probably in the minority on that.

Bill


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Not my type of comedy at all I'm afraid...

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Lmao that's classic. I work behind the desk in the pro shop at my course and it's unreal the questions you get. The most epic one I've heard was a lady called for a tee time....on the driving range. I want to beat my head into a wall after leaving work on a weekend.


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It was slightly funny but too many "F" words. I guess I would find it funnier it I worked at a golf course.


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could appeal to more people if the language was cleaner!

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