Who else sneaks on the golf courses? - Page 4

 i love it. because i know 90% of you will not do shit if you guys were confronted by another. i BET your ass. when you're raised in the hood...you TAKE something if you want it.

Youre a gangster with a country club membership?

LOL

Youre a gangster with a country club membership?

LOL

that's funny.. you know what they actually mean when they say "things look bright for you"? hey, that kid is 15. unless he's never going to a public school or public college, he's gonna end up smoking weed, popping pills, drinking and getting drunk and driving home to the brick wall on the freeway. hey KID. dont fuckin talk to me about being immature. i CHOOSE to be this way. the thing i hate most is fuckin youngsters tryna play big boy. ill fuck your ass up. and scary thing is, I WOULD. ill hurt anyone of the golf course that disrespects me. hahaha cuz im a fuckinn gangstaaaaa  hahahaha man it's fun talking to you guys. keep it coming!!!

Sign says "22 and under for college students"

stupid golf clerk wouldnt let me get the student rate because i'm 22 and not under 22. so i said F you, i tried to pay. I walked on the first tee. Tee'd off. waited for my 2 other buddies to come. and he didnt say shit. cuz i was damn pissed that they're going to be pricks like that.  but anyways long story short. from now on i'm sneaking on golf courses because they charge so damn much AND if i get caught by a marshall i'm just gonna say "hey i gave Mike in the shop $20 bucks and he said it's cool." LOL. Moral of the story: if you work in a golf shop.. DONT BE  A DICK TO YOUR CUSTOMERS. WE WILL FUCK YOU OVER>

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lol i'm 21 we're both still immature man. well you got 2 years on me. sorry this thread wasnt cool enough =[ just needed to let some steam out my pants

Maybe you are just 'ghetto'...or maybe you're a complete dumb ass

There aren't many threads I check on when I come to this site, but this is one of them. Class A entertainment.

i dont know what you're talking about.. i get plenty of respect from older golfers because i know how to play golf and keep it together. you probably dont get any respect cuz you straight up suck. this goes to everyone too--i'm not saying you cant, but its pretty damn immature to talk shit to someone when you know nothing about them.. what are we doing--a fucking pokemon battle? yeah keep the replies coming.( P.S. i'm actually taunting you guys, meaning if you do reply talking shit, you are the biggest, baddest, most feared man in the web on the internet!)

damn i came home way too late to respond to all your hilarious replies. you guys pretty much assumed i sneak onto golf courses all the time without paying. it's cool, that's just being as immature as i am, right? no, this is the first time i've done it. hell, i might even do it more often. but its nice to know that people are angered more about theft of something that isnt yours, than about 20+ handicappers that think they're good (hacks)--even if they pay--yet they fuck up the tee boxes, dont fix their divots, buy 30 pack of beer and litter as they go, drag their feet on the green, and most importantly, waste my damn time. but i guess if i had the nerve to pay $70 (with a cart) to play 18 sweet holes, knowing im gonna be duffing shots, shankin them into other fairways, 5 putting out, driving on fairways that say cart path only, then i should get the more respect than the guy that snuck on-- yet doesnt cause traffic, doesnt hit into players, fixes divots, rakes the bunker(if im ever in it) and plays the first ball instead of hitting a mulligan, right?? ha.

And you guys act like no  clerks in any golf shops ever let anyone out for free-- like their friends, their friends friends, people that make under the table deals with them..etc etc. you guys are right. i'm an idiot. at least i know how to sneak on to a golf course without getting caught and play some damn good golf.. don't be jealous. i would be more angry about golf courses not setting a boundary to prevent hacks, or the qualities of hacks, in the golf course. oh wait, but the maintenance men do all the dirty work, right?? geez. when you guys see something you think you can clown on, you guys hop on it without thinking twice about what you're saying. but i expected it from you immature bastids ;)

and have you noticed how the 8 and below handicappers aren't talkin as much shit as the 15+ handicappers? so either i'm proving a point. or more Actual fuckin PLAYERSS(aka STICKS, aka scratch golfers) should be talking more shit to me!

i know that scratch golfers over here run their mouth about how good they are. and it's cool...they can. because they arent scared to hop on the course to prove it. see what im sayin? but seriously... this forum gots to step it's game up!!

Hey bro I is hears ya . I is so ghetto I don't even pick up my tees. I was playing with a dude last week he says don't you pick up yo teez I sais shit it muthafucka but he laughed cause I got game and he respects me for it.

I was playing 18 and the marshall drivez up and sais you ow $20 and I just loked at him at striped my 3 wood onto the green in to and drained the eagle putt. He drove off.

Now I just walk on wheneva cors I got such good game and noone dares diss me cause they know I'll give it to them.