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post #19 of 70

Brian Manzella.

What an oaf that dude can be.

A short man complex.

 

Good pre-shot routine:

Consider, picture, rehearse.

All there is to it.

 

Take the club away.

Stay on plane always, you must!

Deliver sweet spot.

 

Oh, the flat left wrist!

The golfer struggles with this.

Not so much lefties.

post #20 of 70
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil McGleno View Post

Oh, the flat left wrist!

The golfer struggles with this.

Not so much lefties.


Win! a3_biggrin.gif

 

post #21 of 70

Drinking after golf

Improves the experience.

Before, not so much.

 

post #22 of 70

Look, the beer cart girl

4 beers please , a $10 tip

Yeah, she wants me bad

post #23 of 70

Who is up to tee

No way, bogey takes the box?

You guys really suck 

post #24 of 70

Perfect drive, dead straight

Iron, 10 foot for eagle

5 putt for double

 

Turn body, lift arms,

Cock wrists.  Roll left, drop arms, hit.

That's all golf is, folks.

 

post #25 of 70

On the 18th hole

Just need par to break 80

Bogey. **** this game.

post #26 of 70

Clarke wins claret jug,

Press asks about Tiger's texts.

What a world this is!

post #27 of 70

I think way too much

Swing needs to be natural

Straight down the middle

post #28 of 70
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by sean_miller View Post

group ahead so slow

let's bomb it over their heads

six months probation



My favorite so far. I'm diggin this thread!

post #29 of 70

Golf takes too much time,

Slow play means fewer holes played,

Will it go away?

post #30 of 70

Hit such a great drive

Flubbed the approach to the green

Damn, made a bogey

post #31 of 70

Enjoying the game

Play with a group of old men

Can not putt like them

post #32 of 70

Sitting at my desk

Much rather be hitting balls

Surf the net instead

post #33 of 70

I have to wear a hat

'Cause I don't have any hair

Sunburns are painful

post #34 of 70

Slice it to the left

Putter seems scared of the hole

80 I can't break

post #35 of 70
Thread Starter 

Punched out of the woods

Seeing the whole course today

Got my moneys worth

post #36 of 70

Voices in my head

Too many conflicting thoughts

Just hit the damn ball

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