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post #37 of 70

Need more pitch elbow

and to release 1 and 4

faster to push draw.

post #38 of 70
Thirteen greens today
Lucky to card an eighty
My putting licks balls
post #39 of 70

Hit one bad tee shot

Must need a better driver

Where's my credit card?

post #40 of 70

It is hot out here.

Really very hot out here.

It is time for beer.

post #41 of 70

One good shot is all,

One good shot for the whole day,

To make a good day.

post #42 of 70
Hole in one would be
Nice to see, please pretty please
Uno para me
post #43 of 70

Left the ball will go,
Into a neighbor's window,
I run away fast.

post #44 of 70

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Took me forever

post #45 of 70

Twenty over par.

Try again on the next 9.

Looks like another 9.

post #46 of 70

"You're thinking about

Your golf swing right now aren't you?"

She says, during sex.

post #47 of 70


Laugh at partner's flub

Tee up and give mighty swing

Yep, I'm still away


post #48 of 70

Its quite interesting

Seeing others master this

And I cannot...

post #49 of 70

Feeling like a pro

Duff it to the ladies tee

Pull out your weenie 

post #50 of 70
Thread Starter 

sitting on the couch

watching LPGA golf

some should play topless

post #51 of 70

No one's been posting

I guess I'll make a haiku

Oops, time to tee off

post #52 of 70

Someone always talks

All the while I am swinging.

Voices in my head

post #53 of 70
Thread Starter 

almost wrecked my car

driving by a nice golf course

eyes on the road, son

post #54 of 70

Tried the Shotmaker

Harrison makes this insert.

I like it so far.

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