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post #55 of 70

 

Damn, I love this game!

Beautiful, sunny day...

Damn, I hate this game!

 

post #56 of 70

 

Updated and more accurate version.....

 

Damn, I love this game!

New clubs and good friends; I swing....

@#%&*, I hate this game!

 

And...

 

Swing is effortless,

Ball soars majestically,

Sorry, Mr. Squirrel!!!

 

 

 

 

post #57 of 70

Obsessive newb asks

Best way to tie my golf shoes

Leads to 10 page thread

 

 

 

post #58 of 70

Golf Haikus!

This came about almost by accident in anonther thread. So channel your inner 5x7x5 three-line poems & post!

 

Like this:

 

Rory and Tiger

Debated ad nauseum

Both kick major butt

post #59 of 70

I started a thread

Without using search feature

Much egg on my face

post #60 of 70
Quote:
Originally Posted by zipazoid View Post

I started a thread

Without using search feature

Much egg on my face

No need to worry

Somebody merged with old thread

No one will notice c2_beer.gif

post #61 of 70

Want to score better?

No need to play by the rules.

Look, I saved ten strokes!

post #62 of 70

Played home course last night

Two in the water hazards

Double bogeys suck

post #63 of 70
Thread Starter 

haiku thread is back

put on those thinking caps, guys

golf poetry rocks

post #64 of 70
Thread Starter 

hitting irons good

not hitting woods very well

and then vice-versa

post #65 of 70
Using Evolvr
Had a lot of push slices
And now they fly straight
post #66 of 70

Erik, James, and Mike

They hit it with a pure strike.

Andy Plummer's pissed.

post #67 of 70

Tiger takes Players

Displays full control of game

Sergio whines more

post #68 of 70

Fie Diddlee Dee

It's five simple keys for me.

Now I hit it goooooooood.

post #69 of 70
Fun thread to revive.
TST Golf Haiku Thread.
And with that I'm done.
post #70 of 70
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Originally Posted by jamo View Post

Fun thread to revive.
TST Golf Haiku Thread.
And with that I'm done.

 

You know you're not done.

Don't try to pretend you're out!

Goons never say die!

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