The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread - Page 12

That has to be a fairly sophisticated troll. It's too perfect.

LOL, you beat me to the punch! I took too long proof reading my post! LMAO, gotta be pretty vigilant with the proof reading when you post in this thread!

 

lol I just asked him that, couldn't help myself, yeah probably a sophisticated troll who likes erotic low end ballz

Just for fun, I went back and read some of his other posts.   They all would easily make it to this thread, but here's one of my little favorites:

 

       Prolly wouldn't even help.  Also, I just read the first sentence of your post.  I plan on reading the rest on my lunch break.

 

Apparently reading more than one sentence at a time requires blocking out some time on his calendar.    That's pushing time management skills to the limit!

Good stuff 

Two things: I love how he calls it the "don't call me list" (seems like there should be a "bro" in there somewhere), and who would make knock-off Dunlop golf balls? That's like making knock-off generic ibuprofen.

Also, how does someone like that afford a chiropractor? Thanks a lot Obama.

LMAO, I just clued into who this guy is! It's the guy with the badass uncle! Yeah, his stuff is gold. 

 

I saw that in a store.

 

It's called I B Proofen.

 

This guy needs some I B Proofreadin'.

I'm just catching up on the Gilberg saga, didn't see these posts in Dec, very entertaining.

 

http://thesandtrap.com/t/63692/dunlop-13-driver-beware#post_791876

 

 

 

Heh. :-p

My favorite line is: "My cousin (not legally but we are basically family)..."

 

Yeah that was a good one    Also the post with him and his Aunt in the golf talent show was great, "not sure sure if it is the same course, but it sounds like it from your description."

 

Pop Quiz

 

Since this is the spelling & grammar thread, it seems appropriate to ask here:  how would "Geep" be pronounced?  Hard G or soft G?  I have the final say on this since I asked the question and therefore am all-knowing on this subject.

 

Edit: I actually looked it up and turns out I'm correct anyway .

Pretty sure the "p" is silent.

Also, I didn't notice this earlier, but this guy is pissed that a free driver(!) that they threw in with his snow tires(!!) lost him a whole 1-2 yards(!!!). I would take that deal and run.

Best part is at the end where the OP laments that he actually liked the driver his cousin returned and wanted to know if anyone knew where he could find one cheap. LOL.

RE: Geeps, actually the name Jeep came from the old WW1 General Purpose vehicles which were the ancestors to today's Jeeps. The were called GPs for short which was eventually bastardized to Jeep.

Way to many good lines to pick one, but how about the ten dollar restock fee. (Normally like twenty, but his uncle was such a badazz)

I just read through that thread.  I apparently miss a lot of good threads during golf's off-season.  Pretty funny though, the guy's non-uncle paid $10 to give back a free driver and then he (OP) asked where he could pick up said driver for cheap, since he ended up liking it.  You can't make that stuff up...or can you? 

 

It's either very clever writing with a great ability to stay in character throughout the different threads, or a crystal clear reason for chlorinating the gene pool.