Anybody play TPC Valley Course?

I actualy won two tee times there about a year ago.  My aunt and me were in a local golf talent show and took third.  We did the Dorf routine minus the dumb kneeling on your shoes business.

It was a pretty hard bummer because when we went to play the course was closed down.  It really pissed us off to because we could see people out there playing.  My aunt let them have it, because she is the type that does not take anything, especially bs about us showing up on the wrong day.  Also, not sure sure if it is the same course, but it sounds like it from your description.
 

I actualy won two tee times there about a year ago.  My aunt and me were in a local golf talent show and took third.  We did the Dorf routine minus the dumb kneeling on your shoes business.

It was a pretty hard bummer because when we went to play the course was closed down.  It really pissed us off to because we could see people out there playing.  My aunt let them have it, because she is the type that does not take anything, especially bs about us showing up on the wrong day.  Also, not sure sure if it is the same course, but it sounds like it from your description.
 

You have got some tough relatives!  Is this aunt married to the uncle who insisted on paying the tire store to take back your free driver?  How much did she pay the golf course not to let you play there?

I actualy won two tee times there about a year ago.  My aunt and me were in a local golf talent show and took third.  We did the Dorf routine minus the dumb kneeling on your shoes business.

It was a pretty hard bummer because when we went to play the course was closed down.  It really pissed us off to because we could see people out there playing.  My aunt let them have it, because she is the type that does not take anything, especially bs about us showing up on the wrong day.  Also, not sure sure if it is the same course, but it sounds like it from your description.
 

I actualy won two tee times there about a year ago.  My aunt and me were in a local golf talent show and took third.  We did the Dorf routine minus the dumb kneeling on your shoes business.

It was a pretty hard bummer because when we went to play the course was closed down.  It really pissed us off to because we could see people out there playing.  My aunt let them have it, because she is the type that does not take anything, especially bs about us showing up on the wrong day.  Also, not sure sure if it is the same course, but it sounds like it from your description.
 

Gilberg the Leprechaun, please keep posting. Your little pearls of wisdom make rational minds either come to a screeching stop or go skidding off course uncontrollably, but in an endearing kind of way. It is always fun to have a little "What the......???" injected into the daily routine. You are pure win.