Nonsense! I think David is dead on. Here I helped you ...
Just print out about 40 of those and bring them with you next time you play, whenever that happens to be ;) Give them to your caddy or playing partner, along with a pencil, and I included handy little boxes for him to check off each of the keys for each putt. Once he's checked each box, he'll give you the go-ahead and you can then hit your putt.
Also, don't forget to check if you're breathing in or out during your backstroke.
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.......maybe with a little "hands free" headband device with an arm and clip that can hold it in front of your eyes so he doesn't need help from his playing partners!
Tough crowd today, huh Beach?!