I figured ktroop was being sarcastic...but I don't think retexan was. 
Nothing is funnier to me than seeing The Onion posts on G+ and reading some of the comments from people who don't know what The Onion is. Anyway, I got a kick out of this line:
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“Anyway, we appreciate that you respect our privacy,” continued Woods.
...especially considering the line that preceded it.