Here in NE Ohio, this is going to be the first weekend that I actually get to play a full, real, 18 holes of golf. The weather finally climbed out of the high 20's and 30's and it's supposed to be 60 this weekend. By next weekend, they are calling for sunny skies and mid-70's!!
Since I am off Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday next week, I will be doing the following:
Wednesday night - Stop at my local wine reserve to pick up a few CAO Moontrance and Cohiba smokes along with a few craft beers (most likely Troegs Nugget Nectar and several other IPAs).
Thursday - streaming The Masters coverage from my wife's iPad outside in the sun while grilling lunch and getting my hop vitamins in me.
Friday - repeat of Thursday with the exception of taking a ride up to Golf Galaxy. Come back home and hide my purchases so that I do not have to sleep on the couch when my wife gets home (my back is killing me). Step outside and begin ritualistic sacrifice of a 6-pack.
Saturday - repeat of Friday with the exception that I'll be golfing in the morning. Watching The Masters in the afternoon/evening while arguing with my wife about the importance of The Masters because she keeps changing the channel to Bravo TV reruns of 'The Real Housewives' every time I get up.
Sunday - repeat Saturday to the "T" with the exception of a 20oz. T-Bone and baked potato dinner and a few Jack n' Cokes.
(I do this every year....)