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post #19 of 36
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Originally Posted by MPtheKid View Post

Just read the majority of Gilberg's work. He is an absolute gem. Hilarious! I love his style too. Throw a couple posts up and disappear for a bit. Always leave em wanting more. Brillant.

 

Gilberg - Keep it up guy.

Yep, I get downright giddy when Gilberg comes by to visit.

post #20 of 36

I'm a lefty.

Whenever my buddy and I tee it up with another 2 some, the thing that absolutely stands my hairs up is the oldest saying in the world.

"No wonder he can't golf, he's standing on the wrong side of the ball"

 

I came close to taking a head off with a 460CC after I heard it the 30th time.

Get a life guys, Michaelangelo and DiVinci were left handed. I'm proud to be in that group 

post #21 of 36

Ahhhh, that's better...I knew something was missing from TST recently. Thanks for posting again Gilberg, and keep 'em coming!!! (See any more ghosts on the course next to the graveyard that you play at night?)

post #22 of 36
No matter how many sheep sleep in the sand bunker, the raincoat still won't burn.
post #23 of 36
P.S. I took Ernest's suggestion and read the old Gilberg posts. I am now a fan.
post #24 of 36

I did as well.  Really good.  If he is a member of other types of message boards, I would join them as well to see what he posts.  Maybe he has a blog?

post #25 of 36

When facing a shot thru trees -

 

"It's ninety percent air."

 

Yeah. So's a screen door.

post #26 of 36
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Originally Posted by zipazoid View Post

When facing a shot thru trees -

 

"It's ninety percent air."

 

Yeah. So's a screen door.

Sorry to go OT, but hey, it's a Gilberg post...

 

Reminds me of the couple times during my college days I watched someone at a party not realize that the screen door was closed while holding a full solo cup of beer. Not many things on this planet that are funnier. We're talking guffawing days later...yet doesn't quantum mechanics support the notion that there is a small probability that they could have made it through?

 

Gilberg, see what you have done?

post #27 of 36

im 12 wat is this

post #28 of 36
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Originally Posted by Mattplusness View Post

im 12 wat is this

HUH?????

post #29 of 36
When you're addressing your tee shot and accidentally knock the ball off the tee, there's always a guy who has to say "One" .
post #30 of 36
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Originally Posted by jetsknicks1 View Post

When you're addressing your tee shot and accidentally knock the ball off the tee, there's always a guy who has to say "One" .

That's one :)

post #31 of 36
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Originally Posted by helms20 View Post

That's one :)
Exactly! :)
post #32 of 36

Please SPLAIN to me why I wasted my time reading this....

Also, if you think I'm not going to sarcastically use "putt shot" from here on out you are outside of your mind.

post #33 of 36
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Originally Posted by jimmyc View Post

I'm a lefty.
Whenever my buddy and I tee it up with another 2 some, the thing that absolutely stands my hairs up is the oldest saying in the world.
"No wonder he can't golf, he's standing on the wrong side of the ball"

I came close to taking a head off with a 460CC after I heard it the 30th time.
Get a life guys, Michaelangelo and DiVinci were left handed. I'm proud to be in that group 
Go the lefties
post #34 of 36

Sayings that annoy me in tournaments:

 

"Mashed Potato!" - Its annoying and makes me hungry.

 

"Get in hole!" on the tee at a par 5 - Really?  Have another beer and take another swipe with the wii controller and try to make that happen.

post #35 of 36
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Originally Posted by jimmyc View Post

I'm a lefty.

Whenever my buddy and I tee it up with another 2 some, the thing that absolutely stands my hairs up is the oldest saying in the world.

"No wonder he can't golf, he's standing on the wrong side of the ball"

 

I came close to taking a head off with a 460CC after I heard it the 30th time.

Get a life guys, Michaelangelo and DiVinci were left handed. I'm proud to be in that group 

Thats the worst. 

post #36 of 36
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Originally Posted by tpj070 View Post

Thats the worst. 

And I'll add Mickelson, Watson, and Weir

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