How come 'While driving the golf cart' wasn't a choice?
Nature calls, on the Course - Page 2
Poll Results: Nature calls and #1 is in order with no bathroom in sight, what do you do?
47% (51)Just give me a tree.
28% (30)Deep in the woods.
0% (0)Go looking for balls in a pond.
16% (18)Wait for for the next outhouse or at the turn.
3% (4)Just go man, just go!
3% (4)Tee box is fine.
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LOL....funny thread!! IMO....the situation is EVERYTHING!
First off....I never drink alcohol when I play golf, but I do tend to drink a lot of water so sometimes a man has to go!! I've played courses surrounded by housing and there is nowhere I would relieve myself except in a proper restroom. On the other extreme....I've also peed in wide open spaces if nobody is around to see me. With that said, I can honestly say I've never peed on a tee box or green............at least I will say that much!! hahaha
My home course is secluded with ZERO housing. If I'm paired with strangers, I am discrete. If women are around, I am EXTREMELY discrete. (I make sure they don't even know) If it's my regular group...we just find the nearest tree or bush and turn to face in the opposite direction. LOL
It is a tie between "deep in the woods", and "wait for the turn". I think it is the courses I play at that make me feel that way. Most of the courses I play at, have their holes all side by side. It makes it a little difficult to not be "aiming" at someone on a crowded day. Plus the country club I belong to has enough houses on the front 9 and back 9 to make it a little nerve wracking to whip it out and go. I'm sure if I did I would get a visit from the general manager about my on course evacuation issues.
I don't know how that's supposed to be discreet, lol. Even if that looked like a club, which it doesn't, who stands there with thier towel like that? It actually looks like he's peeing into an umbrella handle or something. I think it would be better if it had a clubhead on the end of it - that way you could pee while hitting some chip shots at the practice area.
As for me - if there is privacy, I will pee in the woods. Otherwise I will wait for bathroom.