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Poll Results: Nature calls and #1 is in order with no bathroom in sight, what do you do?

 
  • 48% (44)
    Just give me a tree.
  • 25% (23)
    Deep in the woods.
  • 0% (0)
    Go looking for balls in a pond.
  • 18% (17)
    Wait for for the next outhouse or at the turn.
  • 3% (3)
    Just go man, just go!
  • 3% (3)
    Tee box is fine.
90 Total Votes  
post #55 of 65

Ever course Ive ever played had several Port-A-Potties on it, so having to choose between sneaking into the woods to let it fly or holding it until the round was over has never really been an issue.

post #56 of 65
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Originally Posted by TJBam View Post

I'll pee anywhere but you gotta hold that S in!! Unless you're ready to ditch your hand towel in the woods! 

Okay..., any towel I see on a course stays on the course!
post #57 of 65
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Originally Posted by Lihu View Post


Okay..., any towel I see on a course stays on the course!

 

I will +1 on that!

:poo:

post #58 of 65

post #59 of 65

Interesting timing to this thread.

 

Last week one of my playing partners "sharted" and soiled his pants. I was absolutely astonished when one of the other guys in my foursome pulled an extra pair of clean briefs out of his golf bag and handed them to him. He said he always carries a spare pair for emergencies.

 

I'm not sure which was stranger, a guy carrying extra briefs in his golf bag, or another guy wearing someone else's underwear.

 

This was a real eye opener to me. Very awkward...

post #60 of 65
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Originally Posted by Artimas View Post

Interesting timing to this thread.

Last week one of my playing partners "sharted" and soiled his pants. I was absolutely astonished when one of the other guys in my foursome pulled an extra pair of clean briefs out of his golf bag and handed them to him. He said he always carries a spare pair for emergencies.

I'm not sure which was stranger, a guy carrying extra briefs in his golf bag, or another guy wearing someone else's underwear.

This was a real eye opener to me. Very awkward...

I guess someday, this will happen to all of us. Age, can't stop it.
post #61 of 65
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post #62 of 65

"If I don't go when I feel like I have to...I could get Uromysitisis and die!" -- Jerry Seinfeld

 

Besides, researchers say our liquid waste is an effective fertilizer that not only promotes plant growth as well as industrial mineral fertilizers, but also would save energy used on sewage treatment...

 

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=human-urine-is-an-effective-fertilizer

post #63 of 65

Outhouse or wait for the turn, not worth getting kicked out of my club if someone happens to see it.

post #64 of 65

I've peed right in the middle of the fairway before...LOL

 

My home course has a combination of elevation changes and trees....so many golf holes are singular entities secluded from the rest of the course.   If I'm playing as a single and I need to go....I go.  simple as that....lol    My course is one with nature...no BS housing....etc, etc...

post #65 of 65

Men....if you really have to go............the world is your urinal.

 

The ladies have to be a bit more creative.

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