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post #19 of 36
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Originally Posted by zipazoid View Post

Sergio will hit a bad shot...and blame himself.

Now you're just talking nonsense!
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Johnny Miller will admit he doesn't know the answer to something.
post #20 of 36

Defying the odds, Boo Weekley will be paired with Rory Sabbitini in the final round at Merion both tied for the lead. With the final tee shot on 18th, during Boo's backswing with all the money on the line, Sabbitini makes an armpit fart thinking its hysterical to catch him off balance. Obviously very upset, Boo turns to his caddy after the shank an asks for his "9". His "9" winds up being a revolver as he blasts Sabbitini in the thigh, ending his career and putting all golfers and fans out of their misery.

post #21 of 36
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Originally Posted by atb5079 View Post

Defying the odds, Boo Weekley will be paired with Rory Sabbitini in the final round at Merion both tied for the lead. With the final tee shot on 18th, during Boo's backswing with all the money on the line, Sabbitini makes an armpit fart thinking its hysterical to catch him off balance. Obviously very upset, Boo turns to his caddy after the shank an asks for his "9". His "9" winds up being a revolver as he blasts Sabbitini in the thigh, ending his career and putting all golfers and fans out of their misery.

In the thigh? I'd like to think that Boo is a lot better shot than that!
post #22 of 36
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Originally Posted by David in FL View Post


In the thigh? I'd like to think that Boo is a lot better shot than that!


truth

post #23 of 36
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Originally Posted by atb5079 View Post

Defying the odds, Boo Weekley will be paired with Rory Sabbitini in the final round at Merion both tied for the lead. With the final tee shot on 18th, during Boo's backswing with all the money on the line, Sabbitini makes an armpit fart thinking its hysterical to catch him off balance. Obviously very upset, Boo turns to his caddy after the shank an asks for his "9". His "9" winds up being a revolver as he blasts Sabbitini in the thigh, ending his career and putting all golfers and fans out of their misery.

 

Then he will apologize...not for shooting Sabbitini in the thigh, but for cursing loud enough to be heard on camera just before pulling the trigger.

post #24 of 36
Colsaerts joking to Dustin he doesn't like playing with midgets. Luke Donald bursts into tears when his teeshot is again 100yards shorter.
post #25 of 36

Keegan Bradley will get stuck in a continuous, unbreakable loop of striding to & backing away from the ball.

post #26 of 36

Brandel Chamblee will announce his retirement from the GC to focus on his modelling career

 

post #27 of 36
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Originally Posted by Kieran123 View Post

Brandel Chamblee will announce his retirement from the GC to focus on his modelling career

 

I wish I could Un-See That! d1_bigcry.gif

post #28 of 36
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Originally Posted by RonTheSavage View Post

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Originally Posted by Kieran123 View Post

Brandel Chamblee will announce his retirement from the GC to focus on his modelling career

 

I wish I could Un-See That! d1_bigcry.gif

 

I dunno, looks pretty sexy to me.

 

Man I could go for an orange mocha frappuccino right now....

post #29 of 36
Thread Starter 

Was he looking for an errant drive when this photo was taken?

post #30 of 36
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Originally Posted by malincanada View Post

 

Tiger Woods will refuse to talk about the weather. The internet explodes with criticism.

and  he gets charged 2 strokes

 

 

 

I predict the players will all stop talking to the media at all until they decide to return to golf as the main topic

 

 

(or Vijay will try to apply for tax exempt status)

post #31 of 36
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Originally Posted by boogielicious View Post

Was he looking for an errant drive when this photo was taken?

 

Nah, that's how he likes to introduce himself to the beer cart girl. Works every time. 

post #32 of 36
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Originally Posted by rehmwa View Post

and  he gets charged 2 strokes

 

 

 

 

And then get criticized by future male model Brandel Chamblee for not withdrawing. 

post #33 of 36
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Originally Posted by JetFan1983 View Post

 

I dunno, looks pretty sexy to me.

 

Man I could go for an orange mocha frappuccino right now....

HILARIOUS!!!!

post #34 of 36
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Originally Posted by RonTheSavage View Post

HILARIOUS!!!!

 

I'm watching you, RonTheSavage. This is no laughing matter. 

 

 

PS: Brandel, can't quit you etc. Nicky.

post #35 of 36
I predict Greg Norman will say something stupid - but, before he can appologize, everybody will have forgotten about it.
post #36 of 36
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Originally Posted by Stretch View Post

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Originally Posted by RonTheSavage View Post

HILARIOUS!!!!

 

I'm watching you, RonTheSavage. This is no laughing matter. 

 

 

PS: Brandel, can't quit you etc. Nicky.

 

Was that picture taken before or after he wrote Old Man and the Sea?

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