I just have this visual of 4 people in running tights. Of course, 3 are incredibly overweight and love to comment about how great a sport this is.
all 4 tee off simultaneously
they sprint to their ball (their minibag is set at the end of the tee so they can snatch it on the way by)
hit the ball running
if the 2nd shot doesn't go in the hole, 3 people abandon their ball, of which one runs up to the green and stands by the hole (no flags anymore), the other 2 grab all the bags and sprint to the next hole to tee up 4 shots and place the bags strategically at the end of the tee.
the forth person then picks up his ball and sprints towards the green until close enough to the one waiting. He continues to the next tee box
the waiting person catches the ball, slam dunks it into the hole (now the size of a five gallon bucket), abandons that ball and sprints to the next tee box
all three tackle and beat up the 3rd guy for having a heart attack which delays his address of the ball screaming - "WHILE WE'RE YOUNG"
repeat this 4 times (course now only 5 holes long)
after the major rules change - 90% of people here still complain that the pace of play is too slow. then stand around admiring their new watches and discussing how great and relaxing golf is - but a bit distressed that the new dress code doesn't represent the 'spirit of the game'.
.......it's a vision