I think if you call her a little bitch, you'll end up getting snubbed by the cart girl, No beer for you! :p
Well that is kind of a "duh" statement. The only thing is that there is more than one factor that causes players to play slow. If a course wanted to speed up play they cannot place the burden on slow players, because I guarantee you that it will not be fixed. All it takes is pace of play guidelines that are enforced by course management. If you take 14 minutes per hole that is 4:12 pace, which to me is still ungodly slow. However, it is still a lot better than the 5+ hour rounds we have heard of. Have marshals on the course. If your 14 minutes is up on the hole you pick up and move on, simple enough.
Yea, a lot of people can't get past the "Duh" statements can't they. Mostly i think they just don't want to be blamed for slow play themselves, so they rather point the finger at management. Of course it can't be our fault, can't it :p