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post #181 of 224
... I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I just wanted to say that I spent 20 minutes reading it... and I have no regrets.

CY
post #182 of 224
Is Progolfer like this dude?

He seems to hit pretty far.
post #183 of 224
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Originally Posted by ProGolf View Post

Hey, thanks for all the replies to my thread.
Interesting results, seems we have some fellow big hitters here a1_smile.gif
 Looks like I better up my game ha! 
Does anyone else wear 2 gloves for driving? It definitely improves grip, feel and swing speed. Although some people laugh at me when I wear them to the range; all of a sudden their laughs are subdued by the sound of what can only be classified as whip...me crushing balls out of sight b2_tongue.gif


What clubs you boys play?
Yeah... I think you wear Velcro shoes and a helmet and count to potato.
post #184 of 224
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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones View Post

Anyone else try screaming at impact?

Yeah, I yell "BOOM!", "POW!", and "GRAAAAAH!" like Jack Hamm in the Hammer Driver X commercial. The secret is yelling those words, not the driver.
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Originally Posted by Slice of Life View Post

Sometimes I don't even swing. I just address the ball, and stare at it. It launches itself out of pure fear.

I do this too and sometimes yell obscenities at it until it gets scared, and then it whizzes off all the way to the green almost 600 yards away.
post #185 of 224

Sounds like this guy I golfed with once.  His name was Bill Brasky.  He'd shoot whisky into his neck with a syringe, give a primal scream and proceed to drive the ball 400+ before dropping a tab of LSD and soiling himself.

Unfortunately, he had a four day heart attack, one day for each chamber.  Sure miss ole Brasky.

post #186 of 224
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Originally Posted by bluecollar01 View Post

Sounds like this guy I golfed with once.  His name was Bill Brasky.  He'd shoot whisky into his neck with a syringe, give a primal scream and proceed to drive the ball 400+ before dropping a tab of LSD and soiling himself.

Unfortunately, he had a four day heart attack, one day for each chamber.  Sure miss ole Brasky.

 

Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch. Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews...

post #187 of 224
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Originally Posted by Slice of Life View Post

 

Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch. Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews...

 

Bill Brasky was a ten-foot tall beast man, who showered in vodka, and fed his baby shrimp scampi.

post #188 of 224

Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day!

post #189 of 224

Old Bill Brasky could hit it a country mile.  I mean literally.  He was golfing in Switzerland once and hit it so hard, the country moved a mile.

post #190 of 224
I once hit my golf ball from Ga. To Tenn.
post #191 of 224

300 if its hardpan bakede4_tumbleweed.gifsheesh u guys are good!

post #192 of 224
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Originally Posted by barbm12thtee View Post

I once hit my golf ball from Ga. To Tenn.
There's a course in AZ bordering Mexico where you OB into Mexico on a bad slice for righties.
post #193 of 224

300 if its hardpan bakede4_tumbleweed.gifsheesh u guys are good!

post #194 of 224
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Originally Posted by Jeff Potts View Post

300 if its hardpan bakede4_tumbleweed.gifsheesh u guys are good!

 

Westlake, aye? You should try to join the NEO outing next weekend.

post #195 of 224
I just read this whole thread at lunch and had multiple people looking at me as I spewed food all over the place...
Its like a train wreck, I couldn't look away...
post #196 of 224
But seriously I do want to see the vid... pg13 though please
post #197 of 224
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Originally Posted by mp33 man View Post

But seriously I do want to see the vid... pg13 though please

 

Not possible. We're talking NC-17 territory. 

post #198 of 224
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Originally Posted by ProGolf View Post

Hi guys, bought a new driver, extra stiff, custom made to my swing style. Gonna pop to the range in a bit and see if I can finally crush 400+ :D

It's about to get real messy

 

Seriously, do people still carry drivers? Weak.

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