You guys are such jokers!
You know the moon is really not made out of cheese. No, it is really a drive that EJ hit through the atmosphere. If I had to guess it would be a Pinnacle. On a clear night, when the earth's atmosphere is just right, you can see the dimples and a mini "ej" that was sharpied on the side so that he can identify it as his.
There's no such thing as a full moon, and the theory on the rotation is incorrect. They're really just multiple balls that he's blasted into space. A full moon is just a rare one that didn't break apart on impact. Stars are actually just one golf ball shattered into a million pieces.