I play with a "fluffer" - he always fluffs up his ball so he has a nice lie from the fairway or rough. Last round, I made one of my best shots of the year - about 70 yards out & ball was on a bare spot in the fairway with grass all around it ... I picked it clean off the hardpan & put it to tap in range with him right there watching. I always think by doing this I would make a point with him without saying anything, but never seems to work ...
Just start calling him fluffer.
You know what a fluffer is, right? lol