I posted it in another thread, but I feel like it deserves its own...
We've all read about the guys who average 374 yard drives into a headwind in the rain. But there's never been a way to figure out where that "average" number comes from....
I've developed the Internet Adjustment Formula (Props to Lihu for the name) which allows you to determine your own Internet Adjusted driver distance, as well as figure out someone's actual driver distance based on their EPS (E-Penis Size).
The formula shows that
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
Now, based on this...let's say your actual average driver distance is 243 yards, and you have an e-penis size of 14".
Plugging into the formula, your IAD would be just over 304 yards. Not bad! Very respectable IAD.
However, if the EPS is reduced to 6", your IAD is just over 246 yards...which is almost spot on accurate with the ADD.
The lower your ADD, the higher the discrepancy between the ADD and the IAD, with respect to the EPS.
So spread the word, and feel free to share your IAD!