I personally thought the "why we are young" campaign was a little cute but eventually would be proven to be ineffective.
Lets keep his thread to an anti bitch session, instead offer an easy to explain, limited to 30 words ways of speeding up the game.
1) 24 inch rule, ( auto gimme) is inside of 24 inches, pick it up and do not putt or mark. 1 stroke added
2) Instruct superintendents to provide easy tee boxes & pin placements on known busy days- middle of the green.
3) Get rid of the honor system on the tee box, first one there, first tees off.