Obviously, you're being facetious, however, if there was a legal way for them to do something like this, I think it would be a big seller. For example, the one I have ('12 I think) has a game mode where you can "re-live" some great past Tiger moments. I've never played it, but I assume that means they'll put you at the beginning of the final round of some Masters or US Open (maybe '08) and let you try to play it out.
Now, how cool would it be if this latest version had four "How would you play it?" games, one for each of his issues this year. Abu Dhabi could be as simple as you choosing to take the proper drop and then seeing if you can make the cut and then, can you win the tournament? The Masters could have a few options. Start by letting you choose to drop properly and play out the tournament. Or continue with Tiger's drop, but avoid the incriminating interview, win the tournament, then deal with a monumental fallout, courtesy of Brandel. Or, take the improper drop, then WD yourself and see all the praise you receive (or not - Brandel might still find a way to criticize) after the fact. (They could even have one random GTA5 style option where you can choose to murder David Eger with a machete because he cost you the title ;)) For The Players, give you a little slide and choose where to drop. Push it as far forward as you dare before Johnny Miller's head explodes, or just re-tee, win the tournament anyway, and tell him to shove it in the post round interview. And then, of course, at the BMW, you could make the choice not to try and move the stick, or move it and take the proper penalty, or, knowing where that camera crew was, just make sure that your legs are situated so they can't see your ball. Problem solved. ;)
Who wouldn't have fun playing that game???