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http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

Find half an hour. Maybe more.

Find some tissues.

Read the reviews.

Since I can't win any awards, I'm gladly accepting thumbs up for pointing you to the funniest thing you will read this year.

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saevel25 Incredible Member

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Hahaha, omg that was hilarious. Brilliant find. :beer: Who knew amazon reviews could be that funny.

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Wedges: :edel: (52, 56, 60),  Putter: :edel:,  Ball: :snell: MTB,  Shoe: :true_linkswear:,  Rangfinder: :leupold:
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jamo Incredible Member

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I had a similar experience with these a few years ago: http://www.amazon.com/Aqua-Drops-Hydrating-Mints-Citrus/dp/B000LUDVTQ Ate two packs in a day. The horror... The Amazon reviews aren't nearly as good though.

In my bag:

Driver: Titleist TSi3 | 15º 3-Wood: Ping G410 | 17º 2-Hybrid: Ping G410 | 19º 3-Iron: TaylorMade GAPR Lo |4-PW Irons: Nike VR Pro Combo | 54º SW, 60º LW: Titleist Vokey SM8 | Putter: Odyssey Toulon Las Vegas H7

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C'mon guys. Read it. :)

Erik J. Barzeski — ⛳ I knock a ball. It goes in a gopher hole. 🏌🏼‍♂️
Director of Instruction Golf Evolution • Owner, The Sand Trap .com • Author, Lowest Score Wins
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David in FL Incredible Member

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Holy crap, those are hilarious!

I especially like the guy who's gonna give them to his dad's new bride-to-be, so that he can give her as much crap as she's been giving him!

:dance:

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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saevel25 Incredible Member

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I know, I need to buy these for April fools next year. You could decimate a whole room with those things, BRILLIANT!!!

Matt Dougherty, P.E.
 fasdfa dfdsaf 

What's in My Bag
Driver; :pxg: 0311 Gen 5,  3-Wood: :titleist: 917h3 ,  Hybrid:  :titleist: 915 2-Hybrid,  Irons: Sub 70 TAIII Fordged
Wedges: :edel: (52, 56, 60),  Putter: :edel:,  Ball: :snell: MTB,  Shoe: :true_linkswear:,  Rangfinder: :leupold:
Bag: :ping:

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David in FL Incredible Member

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I know, I need to buy these for April fools next year. You could decimate a whole room with those things, BRILLIANT!!!

I may fill up a few bowls and sprinkle them around the next party my wife wants us to host.  That could get the moochers out of the house pretty quick.  Especially if I limited the guest bathroom to a single roll of TP......

:whistle:

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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I may fill up a few bowls and sprinkle them around the next party my wife wants us to host.  That could get the moochers out of the house pretty quick.  Especially if I limited the guest bathroom to a single roll of TP......

That would be a dangerous gamble. It could end up like this,

Matt Dougherty, P.E.
 fasdfa dfdsaf 

What's in My Bag
Driver; :pxg: 0311 Gen 5,  3-Wood: :titleist: 917h3 ,  Hybrid:  :titleist: 915 2-Hybrid,  Irons: Sub 70 TAIII Fordged
Wedges: :edel: (52, 56, 60),  Putter: :edel:,  Ball: :snell: MTB,  Shoe: :true_linkswear:,  Rangfinder: :leupold:
Bag: :ping:

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0ldblu3 Well Established Member

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Awesome! This thing with Amazon reviews has been going on for a while. The format is perfect for this type of free form sarcasm with creativity. Here are reviews of the pepper spray product that was used at the Occupy protests:

http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/product-reviews/B0058EOAUE

Why do they call golf "golf"?  Because all the other four letter words were taken.

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MiniBlueDragon Great Member

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S

Along with the above, this is one of my favourites. :)

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Speed [77] Tempo [5] ToeDown [5] KickAngle [6] Release [5] Mizuno JPX EZ 10.5° - Fujikura Orochi Black Eye (with Harrison ShotMaker) Mizuno JPX EZ 3W/3H - Fujikura Orochi Black Eye Mizuno JPX 850 Forged 4i-PW - True Temper XP 115 S300 Mizuno MP R-12 50.06/54.09/58.10 - Dynamic Gold Wedge Flex Mizuno MP A305 [:-P]

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[URL=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&linkCode;=ur2&camp;=1789&creative;=9325&tag;=thesandtrap-20&location;=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FHaribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound%2Fproduct-reviews%2FB000EVQWKC%2Fref%3Ddp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt%3FshowViewpoints%3D1]http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1[/URL] Find half an hour. Maybe more. Find some tissues. Read the reviews. Since I can't win any awards, I'm gladly accepting thumbs up for pointing you to the funniest thing you will read this year.

:-D:-D:-D:-D Great, now people at work are wondering about me, couldn't stop laughing...

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Great, now people at work are wondering about me, couldn't stop laughing...

Share with them!

Erik J. Barzeski — ⛳ I knock a ball. It goes in a gopher hole. 🏌🏼‍♂️
Director of Instruction Golf Evolution • Owner, The Sand Trap .com • Author, Lowest Score Wins
Golf Digest "Best Young Teachers in America" 2016-17 & "Best in State" 2017-20 • WNY Section PGA Teacher of the Year 2019 :edel: :true_linkswear:

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And then there was the infamous Wolf Shirt reviews:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Originally Posted by Lihu

Great, now people at work are wondering about me, couldn't stop laughing...

Share with them!


Company wide!

:-$:-$:-$

:ping:  :tmade:  :callaway:   :gamegolf:  :titleist:

TM White Smoke Big Fontana; Pro-V1
TM Rac 60 TT WS, MD2 56
Ping i20 irons U-4, CFS300
Callaway XR16 9 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S
Callaway XR16 3W 15 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S, X2Hot Pro 20 degrees S

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them." ~Harry Toscano

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Originally Posted by iacas

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Great, now people at work are wondering about me, couldn't stop laughing...

Share with them!

Company wide!


Ok, now everyone else is laughing . . .

One of my colleague's wife is a nutritionist. She said they use a slightly modified version of the same sweetener to cleanse peoples' bodies of toxins. Hilarious that it ended up in a product where people are apt to take enough to exceed laboratory test conditions.

One reviewer did mention that it was delicious and ingested 20 of these babies. B-)

:ping:  :tmade:  :callaway:   :gamegolf:  :titleist:

TM White Smoke Big Fontana; Pro-V1
TM Rac 60 TT WS, MD2 56
Ping i20 irons U-4, CFS300
Callaway XR16 9 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S
Callaway XR16 3W 15 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S, X2Hot Pro 20 degrees S

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them." ~Harry Toscano

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